Using Your Lightsaber Around the Home

Although a lightsaber is typically used as a defensive weapon by Jedi knights, the availability of lightsabers on consumer sites such as eBay is growing. It is a sad fact of life, but if a Jedi knight falls on hard times, his lightsaber is one source of quick cash. He can always build another one.

If you are lucky enough to acquire a lightsaber, you are probably purchasing it for personal defense purposes. A lightsaber completely blows away a can of pepper spray as a deterrent in muggings or robberies. However, many new owners are pleasantly surprised by the many domestic uses of a lightsaber around the home or office. Let's examine a few of the more common applications here, and then you can use your imagination to come up with others.

lightsaber bagel
The big advantage of using a lightsaber, of course, is that you can both cut and toast the bagel in one stroke.

lightsaber hedge
Hedge Trimming

lightsaber cigarette
Lighting a Cigarette

lightsaber PVC
Sawing Through PVC Pipe

lightsaber coffee
Reheating coffee

lightsaber cake
Serving Cake

lightsaber tree
Felling a Tree

Well, that's how they would work.
Lightsabers are only a figment of George Lucas' imagination, of course. This is an entirely fictional article, based on information in Star Wars movies and books. Learn more about lightsabers as a special effect.