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What's a safer substitute for lawn darts?


From Sore Hand to Slight Chance of ER Visit
Playing bocce comes with the added bonus of being able to use your fake Italian accent. (Skip this step if you're actually Italian or playing with Italians.)
Playing bocce comes with the added bonus of being able to use your fake Italian accent. (Skip this step if you're actually Italian or playing with Italians.)
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Just because one outdoor activity resulted in death, maiming and general bloodshed doesn't mean that you must resign yourself to an indoor checker game for the duration of the summer. In fact, there are many games that might get you just as excited as a soaring lawn dart landing in a bull's-eye does.

We'll start with our riskiest alternatives:

  • Games that may result in a co-pay to the doctor: Sure, they might not land you in the ER, but there is a certain (small) risk. Horseshoes falls under this heading. It's the same idea, of course, as lawn darts. Using heavy metal horseshoes (my band's first album), you're trying to get as close as you can to throwing the ring around a peg posted in the ground. The bloodless pros: no sharp needles! The bloody cons: An errant horseshoe to the head hurts.
  • Games that may result in bruises: Luckily, a genius and entrepreneur saw that lawn darts could be tweaked to be a much safer game. It's now pretty easy to find a lawn dart-like game. (Jarts is popular at many general or toy stores.) Instead of the metal tip, the projectiles feature a weighted, rounded tip that lands and sort of stays put after you fling it. Players have noted that the newer darts bounce. The upside? You're pretty much playing lawn darts without the blood loss. However, if you play lawn games like my family, it still could result in someone throwing a decent-sized object at your head.
  • Games that may give you carpal tunnel if you're playing them way too often, but that's about it: Bocce ball (sometimes called bowls) involves bowling small balls on the lawn as close to a target as possible. You're really only going to hurt someone if you're intentionally attempting to bludgeon them. Croquet (using a mallet to hit a ball through a course of hoops) might cause you to fall into acute boredom, but that's about it. And then there are some lawn games popular outside the United States that are based a similar idea: Kubb, a well-known game in Sweden, involves throwing sticks to knock down the wooden blocks of opponents.

So play away, and stay safe. And if you need lots more ideas for fun lawn games, check out more links on the next page.